What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:30

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
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-”Ah so!”
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
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Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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